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Locked Out of Heaven

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Shape: ValorySHAPE
Skin: [Al Vulo!] – [Polly 2]
Shirt: .::Killa DesignZ::. Black mesh cropped sweater & white tank <<Must See!
Pants: – .Swag Nation. Mesh Athletic ::BitchPack::
Shoes: **Dirty Princess** Sport Beauty Princess Outfit w/Sneakers
Hair: >TRUTH< Chynna – black & whites <<Found at Truth District for half off!
Make-up: ***JS***Eyeliner Black 01
Tattoo: Letis Tattoo ::Stars:: Face Tattoo

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Song of the day :

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Guess what I haven’t done in awhile?

*drumrolls*

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Me: you ugly
Bear: oh thanks
Me: lol
Bear: ?
Bear: well you dated it
Bear: whats that say about you
Bear: 😛
Me: lol i have really bad taste?
Bear: ouchh
Me: man, im on a roll today
Bear: brb burn unit

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Me: if i ever become a serial killer
Me: i wanna be one of those killers that get to about 50+ kills before they catch me
Bear: wut.
Bear: (rofl) you.. a serial killer
Bear: dats cute
Me: lol
Me: i could become one!
Bear: why would you
Me: im just saying
Bear: “sarah palin is on the loose killin mofos”
Bear: ah ha ha.
Me: *slaps you* I AM NOT SARAH PALIN

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Dele: COMPLICATED HE IS FOR SUREEEE
Dele: you have no idea lol
Me: lol did you just yoda yell at us
Dele: yes

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Romy: one day we’ll have vassholes.
Me: and shart all day errrrrrrrday

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Me: seriously, im at genius-level right now.
Liq: lol orly
Me: its prolly the booze…but im gonna take the credit

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Me: you missed it
Me: i was calling everyone crying
Me: said my bird died
Me: i dont have a bird
Me: but i got a kick out of it
Ace: youre dumb lol
Me: lol i was bored!

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Me: you know back in the day
Me: people would have dowry’s
Me: for marriage
Me: like 3 goats and 14 shillings
Me: well HOW many goats do you think you’re worth
Kiki: a million
Kiki: jk
Kiki: LOL idk
Me: bish, you are not worth a million goats
Kiki: shitttt.
Kiki: im worth 1 maybe
Kiki: a half a goat
Kiki: nah. the ass
Kiki: im worth an ass of a goat
Me: lmao

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Pinkie: hopefully
Pinkie: they give you gooddrugs
Pinkie: and subscribe more beer
Me: we’re in wisconsin, of course more beer!
Pinkie: rolfhahaa

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Julie: i am eating chef boy r dee
Julie: and thught of u
Me: hahaha

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Speed: :O
Me: :O
Speed: :O:O
Me: :O:O:O
Speed: :O:O:O:O
Speed: damn it!
Me: haha you lose
Speed: shit fire and save matches
Me: 😛

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whatsnew

Truth District still has their Winter Sale. Good luck trying to get on the sim. People have been having problems.

Elikatira has a retirement sale going on. 70% off and once the sale ends, the items will disappear.

Tytties is having a sale. 25L Ends tonight? Lola Tango appliers only.

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Thank you Bear for guest blogging for the past couple of days. You make an excellent woman 😛

Now its time to get off the comp and go workout…a little bit.

Much love and stupid workouts,

Valory

Kiss Kys!

Pants :

.Swag Nation. Mesh Athletic ::BitchPack:: : Marketplace

Cos t: 35L

Fatpack with sweatpants…wee! All mesh.

Top :

.:: DELISH ::. Swimsuits V28 – Camo – 11 *Almost FREE* : Marketplace

Cost : 1L

Shoes : 

Blackburns Mesh High Tops Black Unisex : Marketplace

Cost : 29L

Hair :

Leah Fatpack : In-world

Cost : Freee

The 30th is the last day to go pick up your free fatpacks! Go now!

Tattoos :

.:{KyS}:. Butterfly ~ Upper Back Tattoo 

Cost : 50L

.:{KyS}:. No Touchy ~ Chest Tattoo

Cost : 50L

.:{KyS}:. Lil’ Hipsters ~ Hip Tattoos ~ Star

Fatpack cost : 150L

Gacha machine : 25L 

In-world or Marketplace

I’m so excited to say that now .:{KyS ThiS}:. Tattoos is now an official sponsor of the [LAV]ISHCORNER blog! Now I don’t have to stalk her as much for new tatts. Weeeeeeee! Go check out her store!

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Song of the day :

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I’m sorry I haven’t been posting as many blogs as I want to…buuuuut, I’ve been editing pictures.

I’ve decided to start a tradition. Do a Winter-y picture every year.

This was last years…

Cute, right?

Now this is the one I did earlier this week.

Nice, eh?

I’ve got to say, if you take pictures in SL for a living, props to ya. My ADD was screaming at me while editing.

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This is where I get to embarrass my friends and myself….because I can.

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Me: im gonna haz some fun with your box tonight lol
Kystria: LMAOOO that sounds so wrong
Me: but it feels soooo good lol
Kystria: lol!!!

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Sixs: im taking a break from sl lol
Me: oh yeah? gonna join a cult?
Sixs: yea, already did
Me: don’t drink the kool-aid
Sixs: *puts the cup down* oh crap
Me: goddammit sixs. now hurry up and put me in your will before you pass out and die
Sixs: *and to Val a lump of coal in a old gym sock* okay done
Me: *peeks over your shoulder and reads what you wrote* ill cherish that piece of coal forevers and evers.

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Me: come to me lil hillbilly. ill teach you the yankee ways
Romy: so now i will take over the world. lol lmao

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Me: im gonna go shower
Me: if i can get off fb
Ace: okay wash your cooter
Me: will do
Me: im still on fb
Ace: will you think of me when you wash it
Me: ill try not to lol
Ace: why
Ace: youre going to think of me when you do it because i told you to
Ace: so your mind will automatically think about me
Me: pffffft
Ace: sucks for psychology huh
Me: lol
Me: now i don’t wanna go take a shower
Ace: because youll think of me when you touch your pp
Me: ill feel like a whore if i think about you whilst washing my cooter
Ace: you are a whore
Me: not the point
*Later on*
Ace: did you think of me
Me: i did and i went ‘dammit’

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Purple: I’ve been everywhere
Me: Catch anything?
Purple: Well, no lumps, bumps, cuts, or anything. So fingers crossed.

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Pinkie: lololol
Pinkie: wtfff
Me: hahahahahaha
Pinkie: you know what you make me so mad im gunna stick pizza crust up my butt
Me: wellllllllll
Me: if im eating a piece of pizza….and i see someone take the last piece….
Pinkie: roflhaha

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Hey you guys…

Bahahahah effin’ gets me EVERYTIME.

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Alrighty, time for me to do my housewife duties. I’m not a wife and I don’t live in a house. And yet, still gotta do the dishes and clean. If only I won the lottery last night. Fuckshitballs.

Much love and dish soap,