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Dress :

* Maison Close * Sexy Mesh Dress Polka Dot Red BX : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 10L

Eyeliner :

***JS*** Eyeliner Black 01 : Marketplace

Cost : 5L

Tattoo :

.:{KyS}:. Cuteness – FATPACK – neck tattoos – Heart : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 150L

Hair : 

[Decoy Hair] Leah – Megapack : In-world

Cost : Free…but now its not. Suckers!

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Song of the day :

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Been working on my shadows…pictures aren’t up to par yet…but they’ll get there. Hopefully.

On a good note…I only have one more shelf of beer left before I’m out.

Sooooooo

Much love and drunkyness,

Valory

Kiss Kys!

Pants :

.Swag Nation. Mesh Athletic ::BitchPack:: : Marketplace

Cos t: 35L

Fatpack with sweatpants…wee! All mesh.

Top :

.:: DELISH ::. Swimsuits V28 – Camo – 11 *Almost FREE* : Marketplace

Cost : 1L

Shoes : 

Blackburns Mesh High Tops Black Unisex : Marketplace

Cost : 29L

Hair :

Leah Fatpack : In-world

Cost : Freee

The 30th is the last day to go pick up your free fatpacks! Go now!

Tattoos :

.:{KyS}:. Butterfly ~ Upper Back Tattoo 

Cost : 50L

.:{KyS}:. No Touchy ~ Chest Tattoo

Cost : 50L

.:{KyS}:. Lil’ Hipsters ~ Hip Tattoos ~ Star

Fatpack cost : 150L

Gacha machine : 25L 

In-world or Marketplace

I’m so excited to say that now .:{KyS ThiS}:. Tattoos is now an official sponsor of the [LAV]ISHCORNER blog! Now I don’t have to stalk her as much for new tatts. Weeeeeeee! Go check out her store!

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Song of the day :

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I’m sorry I haven’t been posting as many blogs as I want to…buuuuut, I’ve been editing pictures.

I’ve decided to start a tradition. Do a Winter-y picture every year.

This was last years…

Cute, right?

Now this is the one I did earlier this week.

Nice, eh?

I’ve got to say, if you take pictures in SL for a living, props to ya. My ADD was screaming at me while editing.

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This is where I get to embarrass my friends and myself….because I can.

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Me: im gonna haz some fun with your box tonight lol
Kystria: LMAOOO that sounds so wrong
Me: but it feels soooo good lol
Kystria: lol!!!

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Sixs: im taking a break from sl lol
Me: oh yeah? gonna join a cult?
Sixs: yea, already did
Me: don’t drink the kool-aid
Sixs: *puts the cup down* oh crap
Me: goddammit sixs. now hurry up and put me in your will before you pass out and die
Sixs: *and to Val a lump of coal in a old gym sock* okay done
Me: *peeks over your shoulder and reads what you wrote* ill cherish that piece of coal forevers and evers.

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Me: come to me lil hillbilly. ill teach you the yankee ways
Romy: so now i will take over the world. lol lmao

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Me: im gonna go shower
Me: if i can get off fb
Ace: okay wash your cooter
Me: will do
Me: im still on fb
Ace: will you think of me when you wash it
Me: ill try not to lol
Ace: why
Ace: youre going to think of me when you do it because i told you to
Ace: so your mind will automatically think about me
Me: pffffft
Ace: sucks for psychology huh
Me: lol
Me: now i don’t wanna go take a shower
Ace: because youll think of me when you touch your pp
Me: ill feel like a whore if i think about you whilst washing my cooter
Ace: you are a whore
Me: not the point
*Later on*
Ace: did you think of me
Me: i did and i went ‘dammit’

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Purple: I’ve been everywhere
Me: Catch anything?
Purple: Well, no lumps, bumps, cuts, or anything. So fingers crossed.

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Pinkie: lololol
Pinkie: wtfff
Me: hahahahahaha
Pinkie: you know what you make me so mad im gunna stick pizza crust up my butt
Me: wellllllllll
Me: if im eating a piece of pizza….and i see someone take the last piece….
Pinkie: roflhaha

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Hey you guys…

Bahahahah effin’ gets me EVERYTIME.

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Alrighty, time for me to do my housewife duties. I’m not a wife and I don’t live in a house. And yet, still gotta do the dishes and clean. If only I won the lottery last night. Fuckshitballs.

Much love and dish soap,

Let Me Love You

Shirt :

T Junction – Tube Top – Flirt : Marketplace

Cost : 50L

Leggings :

Waffle! Wildside Leggings [ruby] : Marketplace

Cost : 49L

Make-up :

Flirt – Fuck Me – Lip/Liner Set : Marketplace

Cost : 50L

Face tattoo Lashes & War Stripes : Marketplace

Cost : 5L

Hair :

Magika [01] Remember : Marketplace

Cost : 250L

Tattoo : 

.:{KyS}:. Lil’ Hipsters – Stars : In-world

Cost : 25L

Got it out of their gacha machine! Weeee!

Shoes :

.:EC:. Army Boots [Basic] Unisex : Marketplace

Cost : 99L

Tree :

*Thus Magic*~ Christmas Tree ~ Silver Star Blue Snow : Marketplace

Cost : 10L

The small cottage – with ice platform : Marketplace

Cost : 25L

>> KAZZA << Line Breeze – couch in L sits : Marketplace

Cost : 185L

K.R. Engineering Greedy Greedy (Pocket Edition) : In-world

=Libertine= Lenore Bedroom Set : Marketplace

Cost : 1L

RE One Prim Gingerbread House – MT : Marketplace

Cost : 30L

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Song of the day : 

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4 more hours til I’m in the boonies. Ugh. House-sitting will not be fun. No internet. Just boonies.

I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving.

I’m so grateful for the friends that I have. The family that I have. And I’m grateful for being alive.

Amen. Hallelujah.

I won’t deny it though…can’t wait to go shopping on Friday. Hehehe.  😀

Much love and turkey,

Final Countdown

Shape: ValorySHAPE

Skin: [ Al Vulo! ] – [ Polly 2 ] – Natural cleavage HB Caramel

Eyes: *REDGRAVE* Eyes + Lashes -MeganBlue-

Piercing: [ < ] kOwP [ > ] Piercing ~ Attraction ~

Lipstick: :FY: Juicee LIp Sticks

Eyeliner: [LLQ] Liquid Eyeliner

Hair: Magika Delora *group gift from awhile ago*

Outfit: .::Killa DesignZ::. Tone Up

Tattoo: .:{KyS}:. Bazinga ~ Belly Tattoo

Ohemgee. A whole list. *cries a lil bit* Now don’t bug me again about it. *laughs* It don’t ever change.

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Song of the day :

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So, I tried Slender last night. Got 2 pages before I ran into that dickhead who then kills you. Gah. My friend was videotaping me the entire time. If it ever makes it on youtube…be nice! Bahahaha

Here’s something that made me laugh..

Me to Maddie: Its like my ovaries are singing….the final countdown

Bahahah get it? Cause my biological clock is going ‘Bitch, get to reproducing already!’

I make myself laugh. Thats the only thing that matters.

Much love and music,

No Hands

I’ve been obsessing over Marketplace. The next couple of blogs will only have MP locations because I’m a biznotch like that. Holler.

Dress : 

*MESH_One shoulder Dress* (Grey) : Marketplace

Cost : 35L

Hair :

TRUTH – Valeska : Marketplace

Cost : 250L

Tattoo :

.:{KyS}:. Butterfly – Upper Back Tat : Marketplace

Cost : 50L

Dress :

=kk= Flower Mesh Dress Gift : Marketplace

Cost : 1L

This dress didn’t have nice lines and I really didn’t like the bottom, kinda looked like the alpha was too big for the dress. I dunno. Try it out. Only 1L. Might as well, right?

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Song of the day : 

Someone accused me of being “No Hands” Valory….so I’ve made it my nickname. 😀

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[lav]ishcorner has a new fb page. All you gotta do is like it for deals and blogs.

New & Improved Friendship Bear is now on sale on MP. For Free. Check it out.

Baffle is going out of business and everything is for 55L or less! Weeeee!

Dirty Turkey Hunt is still going on til the end of November.

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This is why I hate having a cold :

– You wake up in the morning because you can’t breathe

– Your head feels like its going to explode

– You get extremely crabby and violent. (Maybe thats just me)

– Your nose is all stuffed up and gross and you gag every time you think of how much snot is blocking your airway

But yeah, anyways, finally got a few pictures done last night. Can’t wait to show ya what I did! Weeee! So excited.

Until then,

Much love and cold pills,

Outta My System

Thanks Sixs for taking the picture with me and doing the editing. I think I might need a new laptop.

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Top :

.:EC:. Box Top [Drew] : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 99L

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Tattoo :

.:{KyS}:. Squeak ~ Chest Tat : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 75L

Dear Owner of .:{KyS}:.,

I would love it if you made a tattoo that said ‘honk’ on each boob…Honk honk. 😛

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Pose :

PURPLE POSE – PURPLEPoseBall129 : Marketplace

Cost : 45L

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Song of the day :

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Guess what time it is!?!!!!?!?!

Yay! This is where I get to embarrass my family and friends for the sake of entertainment. Well, mostly for my entertainment. And lets be honest, most of the stuff I post is to embarrass myself. Just saying. On with the show!

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Now first off, I’m going to show ya some old conversations that I found while log hopping. I was trying to find something in my logs when I stumbled upon these conversations….so you were warned…

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Me: my mascara almost made my eyes stay shut
Me: i was fighting it tho
Me: with a wam bam, i opened my eyes
Me: alllllllllllelujah

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Me: i says no!
Shy: i say yes!
Shy: and my yes should trump your no because it’s smarter choice
Shy: don’t make me come to wisconsin. lol
Me: Theres an i in WIN…not I in NO….and somehow…that makes me win this conversation
Shy: yahhhh… and it’s crap like that that makes you win all the time no rhyme or reason, just total bs/!

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Me: Attention all males.
Random Dude: Dicks
Random Dude 2: lol here we go
Random Dude 3: cocks
Random Dude 4: i prefer purple headed yogurt slinger lol
Random Dude 4: or tall tommy lmfao
Me facesponges
Random Dude 3: or a cock
Random Dude 4: or pedro
Random Dude 4: lmfao
Me: Okay you dickheaded cockdoodled purple headed yogurt slingers…..

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Service Actor: Ooh! Hi ValoryMarie Resident, I like it when you touch my control cylinder, do it again!
Me: such filth in your backroom!
Marc: haha
Marc: it’s a saucy bot

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Random Dude: he can kill the hungry in africa
Me: wtf?
Me: is he Aids?

Inappropriate response, I know. Couldn’t help myself though.

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Kass: THANK YOU MASTA
Kass: massa I will ho your garden massa I will
Me: Massa is definitely better than pepsi calling me mstrs
Me: which was suppose to be mistress.
Kass: lol
Kass: failboat
Me: lol
Me: he didn’t have any vowels on his keyboard
Kass: AHAHAHHAH
Kass: maybe thats what happened…
Me: hahahaha we didn’t need a translator, he needed a new keyboard
Kass: jeeze
Kass: all these yrs
Me: we’ve finally solved it through weed and cold medicine

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Now onto the new stuff, prepare yourself. This might get a little interesting….

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Sixs: dear mr. and misses val
Sixs: thanks a bunch
Sixs: kthnx bye
Me: lol i just said that to my dad
Me: he said ‘who’s val?’ lol
Sixs: ahahah
Sixs: dear mr and misses
Sixs: thanks for your daughters wonderful tata’s
Sixs: i want to molest them
Sixs: kthnx bye

Told ya I had proof. Perve.

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Me: Have you ever farted where it sounds like a jazz band is coming out? Cha cha chhhh cha cha chhhhh

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Charlotte: good luck on your date if i’m not back
Charlotte: but I need to go have sexual intercourse with my husband.
Me: lol have fun, don’t break or strain anything
*later on…*
Charlotte: <–Totally got a charlie horse.

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Marc: s’all the same, like light grey or pale grey
Marc: or gray if you’re a yank
Me: lol is there a difference between grey and gray?
Marc: one’s english, one’s american
Marc: otherwise no
Marc: disc disk
Marc: colour color
Me: weird. I was talking to aussies the other day…they hate how i say fillet, aluminum, and butter lol
Marc: aluminium*
Marc: i imagine you pronounce the T in fillet
Marc: dunno what you do to butter haha
Me: 😛 and I don’t. I say fillet like fill-a…kinda. and butter i say budda. lol
Marc: like a wee fat man 😛

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Me: *burps*
Clarke: Eww
Me: i said I loved you in burpanese
Clarke: Laughs

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Me: so im trying to get my vagina used to pain
Me: ….
Me: now thats a great line for a great story
Romy: lmao

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Me: Ow ow!
Marie: Now you have seen my arse….. Dont tell =p
Me: It was gonna happen sooner or later…just depended on you being the one to volunteer it or if I’d have to get the duct tape
Marie: hot!!

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Daria: yay for not getting rid of Val
Me: im like a case of herpes…i might disappear…but im always there.

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Me humps on moms back ‘Piggyback ride! Go!’
Me: jumps…not humps.
Katherine: lol ❤
Me: well i could’ve humped onto your back.
Me: feeling naughty tonight mom? lol
Lucian: gotta love our fam
Katherine: lol

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This is what happens when someone tells me its their birthday…

Me: happy anniversary of coming out of your moms vajaja
Me: or happy anniversary of coming out of your moms abdoman
Me: or we can go….congrats! 9 months ago your daddys weewee was in moms vajaja
Me: Woooo!
Me: You were the fastest spermie!
Me: see if they used condoms, cause you could send a thank you to the condom factory for the condom breaking
Me: or your moms birth control not working
Me: be thankful you weren’t just swallowed when you were a wee lil spermie

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Me: anybody so short that they can’t make it into a store?
Me: im like…standing outside this store like a sad puppy.

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Me: okies, i gotta go shower and go shopping. ill bbl
Dele: ok have fun 🙂
Me: will do…especially in the shower….wink wink
Me: lol
Dele: lolol

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Marie pokes your side boob
Me pouts. Just one of em? Bummer.
Marie: Gotta pace myself
Me: hahaha

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Me: if you married my dad, i become your daughterish…so if i marry your daddy…i’d be your mommyish
Me: and we’d be like….
Romy: lmao
Romy: fucked up lol
Me: we’d be southern!
Romy: lmao fook yew lol

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My dad being a perve.

Me: So that girl in that apartment, the really cute girl, she answered the door in her underwear
Dad: Maybe I should go back up there. Make sure everything is okay.

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This guy cracks me up.

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Here are some random thoughts that are floating around in my head :

If any Australians or British men read this…I am looking for a man to sing me lullabies at night.

Why?

Cause I wanna drool over your accents before bed. Just saying.

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I MISS YOU KIKI AND PURPLE! COME BACK TO ME D:

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I made soda mini-cupcakes. Sounds weird, but they don’t taste that bad.

Ingredients :

1 box of cake mix

1 can of soda

Mix together. Bake. Eat. 

Basically you’re replacing majority of the ingredients with the soda. I used sprite. It tastes gooood. Try it out!

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Don’t forget to check out the photo contest. Time is running out! And I’m getting impatient waiting for more entries, just saying.

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Is it nap time? Mmhmm. If anyone wants to cuddle, please apply within.

Much love and soda cupcakes,