Category Archives: ¡ZING!

Roger Rabbit

Digital portrait background for chromakey / green screen editing.

“Nobody’s gonna love you if
You can’t display a way to capture this
Nobody’s gonna hold your hand
And guide you through
It’s up for you to understand
Nobody’s gonna feel your pain
When all is done
And it’s time for you to walk away”

Shape: ValorySHAPE
Skin: [Al Vulo!] – [Polly 2] w/freckles
Eyes + Lashes: *REDGRAVE* Eyes + Lashes – MeganBlue-
Tattoo: Letis Tattoo :: Stars :: Face Tattoo
Make-up: ee. Linter 1L promo
Look One:
Outfit: \\KB// Time To Suck Todays Dick *new*
Hair: TRUTH HAIR Kalista black&white
Look Two:
Hair: TRUTH HAIR Janice – black&whites
Shirt: .ANATOMY. Mesh Leather Corset-Tan/Pink @ The Whore Courture Fair *new*
Pants: PD 7’s – C
Shoes: Dele. Mesh black&white

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Song of the day : 

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*drumrolls*

Blaed: Your loyal readers deserve zing time

So guess what time it is???

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If you’re new to this…this is where I take random convos with friends and post them. All of my friends are aware that I do this and they’re perfectly fine with it. Well, they really don’t have a choice. They shoulda read the disclaimer before they became friends with me 😛 So here weeeeee go….

Me: oh and i decided to be a pokemon trainer
Pinkie: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Pinkie: you are so funny
Me: im fo reals
Me: i got my pokeballs out
Pinkie: forrealll?
Me: for realsies
Me: i just broke the news to my clan
Me: said they could play with my balls
Me: but they’d have to ask first
Pinkie: hahha you are so goofy

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Me: id be like….the worlds worst hostage
Kiki: Lmao
Me: just imagine me taped to a chair and a guy with a knife up to my neck
Me: id be like ‘pretty knife, where’d you get it’
Kiki: Lmao they wouldn’t. See the fun in it
Kiki: They’d be like this bitch supposed to shit herself
Me: lol
Me: they show me a tray of torturing tools
Me: and id be like ‘sooooo did ya get that all in a kit or something’
Kiki: Lmao the killer kit

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Me: Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?
Bear: NO

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Me: i got a song for you
Steve: oh rly
Me: HOLD ON
Me: Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?
Steve: lolol
Me: lol
Steve: eat some shit
Steve: its gonna be stuck in my head.
Me: i hope you die from some horrible disease that eats your face off!
Steve: psh
Me: pshhhhaw
Me: see
Me: i take it to another level
Me: bish please
Me: dont play
Me: Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?
Steve: stop putting it in my head!!

^^people should LOVE that song…hehe

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Me: im posting it on fb lmao
Me: i put ‘my vajaja is gonna drive me bonkers’
Me: true story brah.
Lindsay: you got like yeast infection ?
Me: noooooooooooo im horny
Lindsay: val
Lindsay: i know were friends
Lindsay: but we just reached a whole nother level
Me: ITS NOT MY FAULT

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And because it was his idea….
Me: Well go take a nappy.
Blaed: Don’t tell me what to do
Me: I do what I want
Blaed: You’ll have a gang bang with four guys at one time, you’re outta control.

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Talking about The Walking Dead…
Me: Not like it’ll ever happen…
Blaed: Uh huh
Me: It won’t.
Blaed: Nope
Me: It will and I’m gonna dieeeee.
Blaed: Hahaha

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I know I haven’t been posting…at all….for awhile. Its hard to sit at the computer without taking a muscle relaxer…and even then, I zone out and then I just get lost in the interwebs. Seriously, I’ve seen some scary stuffs in the past week. Also, SL kept crashing on me. Whatever they’re doing, they need to knock it off. Or pay for a new laptop for me. Just saying.

On another note, its Shark Week. If you’re a friend…time to get out your helmets. Bahahaha Who knows what kind of mood I’ll be in this week.

And yes, I know. TMI Valory….buttttttt I don’t have a filter. Lost it years ago.

Stay tuned for whats comings next!

Much love and helmets,

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Locked Out of Heaven

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Shape: ValorySHAPE
Skin: [Al Vulo!] – [Polly 2]
Shirt: .::Killa DesignZ::. Black mesh cropped sweater & white tank <<Must See!
Pants: – .Swag Nation. Mesh Athletic ::BitchPack::
Shoes: **Dirty Princess** Sport Beauty Princess Outfit w/Sneakers
Hair: >TRUTH< Chynna – black & whites <<Found at Truth District for half off!
Make-up: ***JS***Eyeliner Black 01
Tattoo: Letis Tattoo ::Stars:: Face Tattoo

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Song of the day :

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Guess what I haven’t done in awhile?

*drumrolls*

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Me: you ugly
Bear: oh thanks
Me: lol
Bear: ?
Bear: well you dated it
Bear: whats that say about you
Bear: 😛
Me: lol i have really bad taste?
Bear: ouchh
Me: man, im on a roll today
Bear: brb burn unit

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Me: if i ever become a serial killer
Me: i wanna be one of those killers that get to about 50+ kills before they catch me
Bear: wut.
Bear: (rofl) you.. a serial killer
Bear: dats cute
Me: lol
Me: i could become one!
Bear: why would you
Me: im just saying
Bear: “sarah palin is on the loose killin mofos”
Bear: ah ha ha.
Me: *slaps you* I AM NOT SARAH PALIN

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Dele: COMPLICATED HE IS FOR SUREEEE
Dele: you have no idea lol
Me: lol did you just yoda yell at us
Dele: yes

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Romy: one day we’ll have vassholes.
Me: and shart all day errrrrrrrday

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Me: seriously, im at genius-level right now.
Liq: lol orly
Me: its prolly the booze…but im gonna take the credit

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Me: you missed it
Me: i was calling everyone crying
Me: said my bird died
Me: i dont have a bird
Me: but i got a kick out of it
Ace: youre dumb lol
Me: lol i was bored!

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Me: you know back in the day
Me: people would have dowry’s
Me: for marriage
Me: like 3 goats and 14 shillings
Me: well HOW many goats do you think you’re worth
Kiki: a million
Kiki: jk
Kiki: LOL idk
Me: bish, you are not worth a million goats
Kiki: shitttt.
Kiki: im worth 1 maybe
Kiki: a half a goat
Kiki: nah. the ass
Kiki: im worth an ass of a goat
Me: lmao

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Pinkie: hopefully
Pinkie: they give you gooddrugs
Pinkie: and subscribe more beer
Me: we’re in wisconsin, of course more beer!
Pinkie: rolfhahaa

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Julie: i am eating chef boy r dee
Julie: and thught of u
Me: hahaha

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Speed: :O
Me: :O
Speed: :O:O
Me: :O:O:O
Speed: :O:O:O:O
Speed: damn it!
Me: haha you lose
Speed: shit fire and save matches
Me: 😛

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whatsnew

Truth District still has their Winter Sale. Good luck trying to get on the sim. People have been having problems.

Elikatira has a retirement sale going on. 70% off and once the sale ends, the items will disappear.

Tytties is having a sale. 25L Ends tonight? Lola Tango appliers only.

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Thank you Bear for guest blogging for the past couple of days. You make an excellent woman 😛

Now its time to get off the comp and go workout…a little bit.

Much love and stupid workouts,

Valory

Kiss Kys!

Pants :

.Swag Nation. Mesh Athletic ::BitchPack:: : Marketplace

Cos t: 35L

Fatpack with sweatpants…wee! All mesh.

Top :

.:: DELISH ::. Swimsuits V28 – Camo – 11 *Almost FREE* : Marketplace

Cost : 1L

Shoes : 

Blackburns Mesh High Tops Black Unisex : Marketplace

Cost : 29L

Hair :

Leah Fatpack : In-world

Cost : Freee

The 30th is the last day to go pick up your free fatpacks! Go now!

Tattoos :

.:{KyS}:. Butterfly ~ Upper Back Tattoo 

Cost : 50L

.:{KyS}:. No Touchy ~ Chest Tattoo

Cost : 50L

.:{KyS}:. Lil’ Hipsters ~ Hip Tattoos ~ Star

Fatpack cost : 150L

Gacha machine : 25L 

In-world or Marketplace

I’m so excited to say that now .:{KyS ThiS}:. Tattoos is now an official sponsor of the [LAV]ISHCORNER blog! Now I don’t have to stalk her as much for new tatts. Weeeeeeee! Go check out her store!

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Song of the day :

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I’m sorry I haven’t been posting as many blogs as I want to…buuuuut, I’ve been editing pictures.

I’ve decided to start a tradition. Do a Winter-y picture every year.

This was last years…

Cute, right?

Now this is the one I did earlier this week.

Nice, eh?

I’ve got to say, if you take pictures in SL for a living, props to ya. My ADD was screaming at me while editing.

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This is where I get to embarrass my friends and myself….because I can.

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Me: im gonna haz some fun with your box tonight lol
Kystria: LMAOOO that sounds so wrong
Me: but it feels soooo good lol
Kystria: lol!!!

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Sixs: im taking a break from sl lol
Me: oh yeah? gonna join a cult?
Sixs: yea, already did
Me: don’t drink the kool-aid
Sixs: *puts the cup down* oh crap
Me: goddammit sixs. now hurry up and put me in your will before you pass out and die
Sixs: *and to Val a lump of coal in a old gym sock* okay done
Me: *peeks over your shoulder and reads what you wrote* ill cherish that piece of coal forevers and evers.

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Me: come to me lil hillbilly. ill teach you the yankee ways
Romy: so now i will take over the world. lol lmao

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Me: im gonna go shower
Me: if i can get off fb
Ace: okay wash your cooter
Me: will do
Me: im still on fb
Ace: will you think of me when you wash it
Me: ill try not to lol
Ace: why
Ace: youre going to think of me when you do it because i told you to
Ace: so your mind will automatically think about me
Me: pffffft
Ace: sucks for psychology huh
Me: lol
Me: now i don’t wanna go take a shower
Ace: because youll think of me when you touch your pp
Me: ill feel like a whore if i think about you whilst washing my cooter
Ace: you are a whore
Me: not the point
*Later on*
Ace: did you think of me
Me: i did and i went ‘dammit’

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Purple: I’ve been everywhere
Me: Catch anything?
Purple: Well, no lumps, bumps, cuts, or anything. So fingers crossed.

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Pinkie: lololol
Pinkie: wtfff
Me: hahahahahaha
Pinkie: you know what you make me so mad im gunna stick pizza crust up my butt
Me: wellllllllll
Me: if im eating a piece of pizza….and i see someone take the last piece….
Pinkie: roflhaha

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Hey you guys…

Bahahahah effin’ gets me EVERYTIME.

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Alrighty, time for me to do my housewife duties. I’m not a wife and I don’t live in a house. And yet, still gotta do the dishes and clean. If only I won the lottery last night. Fuckshitballs.

Much love and dish soap,

A Thousand Years

Hair :

Magika [01] Tomorrow : Marketplace

Cost : 250L

Romper :

20.FIVE Rompers : Marketplace

Cost : 95L

Boots :

Koko – MESH Knit Boot : Marketplace

Cost : 5L

Hair :

Magika [01] Remember : Marketplace

Cost : 250L

Outfit :

:.Envious.: Ironic : In-world

Go find it! It was freeeee….weeeeeee 😀

Shoes : 

N-core COQUETTE “Black” : Marketplace

Cost : 295L

No one ever accused me of being a handsome guy! I’m just saying

Shorts :

*KingPin* Mens Cargo Shorts : Marketplace

Cost : 175L

Sweatshirt :

*KingPin* PSU Mesh Sweatshirt Red : Marketplace

Cost : 250L

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Song of the day :

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Bahahahaha. I love this picture.

I watched Breaking Dawn Part 2 last night…it was WAYYYYYY better than any movie before it.

Its so against everything I believe in to say that.

But here are the reasons why I liked the idea of Twilight :

1.) Imprinting would be so much easier. Dating sucks.

2.) They NEVER get tired or sleep. Well, the humans do, but ya know what I’m saying.

3.) They can rip heads off. I would like to do this. I’m just saying.

Thats about it.

Harry Potter is still epicsauce compared to Twilight Saga.

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Now, for all those daily stalkers of [lav]ishcorner, I won’t be around at all this week. I’m housesitting for some friends so they can go shoot some deer.

Soooooooooooo…..

Me: bish what you be doing
dele: eating
Me: whatcha eating, eh?
Me: BETTER NOT BE BABY SEALS
dele: poptart lol
dele: BABY SEAL FLAVORED POPTART
Me: OMGAH NOOOO
dele: TASTES LIKE INNOCENCE AND SALT
Me: bahahahaha

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Me: im still not loading
Me: wah
Me: so pi picked up my dog so it looks like im not totally missing parts of my body
Doom: lmao
Me: and yes, i just stuttered via text

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Me: the commercial im watching right now
Me: said we should talk about god
Kiki: hmmm
Kiki: i just burped
Me: lol
Me: amen
Kiki: LOL
Me: lol i posted that on fb
Kiki: WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF USSSSS
Me: lol
Kiki: JUST A SLOB LIKE…..ONE OF US
Kiki: JUST A STRANGER ON A BUSSSS
Kiki: TRYNA MAKE HIS WAYYYY
Kiki: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Me: i love you…so much. lol
Kiki: LOL
Kiki: love you too

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Me: i kinda really don’t mean this, but i apologize for what im about to do to your fb
Pinkie: Ohh booy lol
Me: ikr
Me: be scared
Pinkie: roflaha i’m scared! lolol
Pinkie: Omgggg you ar raping meee!!
Pinkie: are*
Pinkie: Raping me haard
Me: ENJOY IT BITCH
Me: im rawdoggin’ it!
Pinkie: Rofhahaha ohhHh yeaahhh!!!
Me: bahahaha k! again, i don’t really apologize for doing that
Pinkie: You are so funny! Thanks so much for raping me i enjoyed every bit!
Me: Hahahahaha well thanks for giving it back to me, its been awhile, thoroughly enjoyed that lol

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Kiki: hes got another kid too lol
Me: omgah
Me: he collectin’ em like pokemon

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Ace: oh baby baby how was i supposed to know
Me: BRITNEY SPEARS WON’T GET HER CAREER BACK
Ace: YES SHE WILL
Me: NOOOOO

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Lumi: Tp me or die.
Random Person dies
Random Person 2: wut
Random Person 3 dies
Random Person 4: umm.. I’ll die. O_O
Me: LOL
Random Person 5 dies and shit.
Random Person 6: dead

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Me: Does that turn you on?
Ace: Well, it doesn’t turn me off.

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[laV]ishcorner is now looking for a male to blog outfits. Weeeee!

AlterEgo is doing a holiday special. Join the group for free instead of their 250L. Goes til Dec. 31st.

Filthy is closing their doors in two weeks! All skins discounted.

Tomorrow Today Fundraiser Update. Don’t forget to check it out. Tons of stores. All for a good cause.

Dele. has new skully bows. Weeeee!

Hazedous Dezignz is now open on Marketplace!

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Yeah, this blog was pretty long. *shrugs*

Next time I will be posting pictures of my new skybox look…plenty of great Christmas deals to be seen. Weeee!

Until next time,

Much love and sparkley vampires,

Wanted

[e] Listen – Essentials Collection : In-world

Cost : 84L now 250L

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T:D Indi Dress Candy : Marketplace

Cost : 1L now 100L

Blackburns Wrinkled Black Mesh Knee Boots with Zipper : Marketplace

Cost : 49L

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Song of the day :

The Justin Bieber of country. Yay!

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Guess what time it is!

Yep!

This is where I get to embarrass my friends…and myself.

Warning : I picked these convos last night while I was intoxicated.

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Me: i think im gonna be here all by mah seeeeelllllf
Me: i don’t wanna be….alll by mahhh self
Me: anymore
Me: lol
Me: i kinda started singing
Romy: lmao
Romy: good god lol

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Ace: kjhkaljshda;skdhfas;kdhfskdajhfkslajhvflaksjdfhlkjshdfcklasdjhvfcnldksbvuncjfkj
Me: no
Ace: that is my keyboard finger guitar solo
Me: no
Ace: oh hunni why you no laik
Me: cause…i don’t like vowels ;(
Ace: jdkfhgjkdfhkgjdfkjghdkjhsfjkghdsfjhkgdjhgjhdhjjhgdhgjshdfghjdhjfghjsdhjhjgkdhjfghjhjdfhgjdfhghjkdsf
Me: better
Ace: lol

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Me: lol
Me: we should hang out more
Billy: im always somewhere in there lol if im ot runnin RL
Me: yeahhhhhh
Billy: or dying from a cold lately lol
Me: if you die of a cold, that’ll be the most pussyiest thing ever
Billy: ikr
Billy: be my luck haha
Me: dont be a pussy

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Me: i wanna get my priesthood certificate so i can marry people
Kiki: You can marry me and my future ex husband
Me: oh okies
Me: nothing wrong at all about that sentence
Kiki: Lmao

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Me: mmhmm
Me: im on skype
Me: hussling cause im a prostitute
Me: or do they hassle?
Charlotte: you’re gonna have a mouth full of pubes
Me: Om nom nom nom
Charlotte: be all up in your teeth
Me: like floss
Me: i just let that shit hang
Charlotte: Extra fiber
Me: which is needed in my diet

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Me: you should get on skype and whisper dirty words to me
Me: or clean words.
Me: im not picky
Marc: saucepan

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J Pop: i am about to furiously masturbate my penis

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Me: i forsee, weirdness in my future
Me: OMG why won’t my bladder stop screaming at me
Me: like hey, bladder, calm down yo
Me: maybe if i chug the can while im peeing, it’d be like substituting
Me: yeah? yeah
Kiki: Lmao
Me: im gonna test it out
Kiki: Oh my gosh Val lmao you really are crazy as shit loooove.it

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Me: i had a dream that i spraypainted my hair black
Romy: lmao
Romy: dunt do that
Romy: lol
Me: lol it was so weird
Me: and then i was taking care of a dog
Me: that fell into a lake
Me: and a tiger was coming after it
Romy: :/
Me: and i kicked it in its face
Romy: lol
Me: and was like ‘NO DOG FOR YOU’
Romy: were you on acid?
Me: not that i recall lol
Romy: o so youre just crazy. lol
Romy: cool
Romy: lmao

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Me: Oct. 22nd.
Liq: ?
Me: its the next time i messaged ya!
Liq: what?
Liq: oh
Liq: right
Me: duh
Me: Oct 23rd
Liq: That’s going to get spammy
Me: lol

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So last night I tried this…

I was so excited to try it because of this review…

“This stuff will wake you up and mess you up all at the same time. No more having to drink coffee after your night out, you’ll be alert, you just might not have the motor skills to drive home.”

Well! Here’s my review. After one can…I was feeling it. IT DID NOT MAKE ME MORE ENERGIZED. I was ready to pass out after the second can. Actually, I did pass out after the second can.

BUT

I just wanted to get drunk, it did its job. I was a happy drunk 😀 Don’t remember anything…except rain dancing. Can anyone explain that to me?

OHHHH! And I woke up with my blanket halfway across the room. I don’t know how it got there…but maybe this stuff really does fuck ya up.

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Okies, time for me to go pack for the weekend. 😀 Weeeeee!

Don’t miss me too much.

Much love and hiccups,

Outta My System

Thanks Sixs for taking the picture with me and doing the editing. I think I might need a new laptop.

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Top :

.:EC:. Box Top [Drew] : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 99L

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Tattoo :

.:{KyS}:. Squeak ~ Chest Tat : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 75L

Dear Owner of .:{KyS}:.,

I would love it if you made a tattoo that said ‘honk’ on each boob…Honk honk. 😛

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Pose :

PURPLE POSE – PURPLEPoseBall129 : Marketplace

Cost : 45L

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Song of the day :

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Guess what time it is!?!!!!?!?!

Yay! This is where I get to embarrass my family and friends for the sake of entertainment. Well, mostly for my entertainment. And lets be honest, most of the stuff I post is to embarrass myself. Just saying. On with the show!

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Now first off, I’m going to show ya some old conversations that I found while log hopping. I was trying to find something in my logs when I stumbled upon these conversations….so you were warned…

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Me: my mascara almost made my eyes stay shut
Me: i was fighting it tho
Me: with a wam bam, i opened my eyes
Me: alllllllllllelujah

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Me: i says no!
Shy: i say yes!
Shy: and my yes should trump your no because it’s smarter choice
Shy: don’t make me come to wisconsin. lol
Me: Theres an i in WIN…not I in NO….and somehow…that makes me win this conversation
Shy: yahhhh… and it’s crap like that that makes you win all the time no rhyme or reason, just total bs/!

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Me: Attention all males.
Random Dude: Dicks
Random Dude 2: lol here we go
Random Dude 3: cocks
Random Dude 4: i prefer purple headed yogurt slinger lol
Random Dude 4: or tall tommy lmfao
Me facesponges
Random Dude 3: or a cock
Random Dude 4: or pedro
Random Dude 4: lmfao
Me: Okay you dickheaded cockdoodled purple headed yogurt slingers…..

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Service Actor: Ooh! Hi ValoryMarie Resident, I like it when you touch my control cylinder, do it again!
Me: such filth in your backroom!
Marc: haha
Marc: it’s a saucy bot

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Random Dude: he can kill the hungry in africa
Me: wtf?
Me: is he Aids?

Inappropriate response, I know. Couldn’t help myself though.

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Kass: THANK YOU MASTA
Kass: massa I will ho your garden massa I will
Me: Massa is definitely better than pepsi calling me mstrs
Me: which was suppose to be mistress.
Kass: lol
Kass: failboat
Me: lol
Me: he didn’t have any vowels on his keyboard
Kass: AHAHAHHAH
Kass: maybe thats what happened…
Me: hahahaha we didn’t need a translator, he needed a new keyboard
Kass: jeeze
Kass: all these yrs
Me: we’ve finally solved it through weed and cold medicine

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Now onto the new stuff, prepare yourself. This might get a little interesting….

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Sixs: dear mr. and misses val
Sixs: thanks a bunch
Sixs: kthnx bye
Me: lol i just said that to my dad
Me: he said ‘who’s val?’ lol
Sixs: ahahah
Sixs: dear mr and misses
Sixs: thanks for your daughters wonderful tata’s
Sixs: i want to molest them
Sixs: kthnx bye

Told ya I had proof. Perve.

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Me: Have you ever farted where it sounds like a jazz band is coming out? Cha cha chhhh cha cha chhhhh

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Charlotte: good luck on your date if i’m not back
Charlotte: but I need to go have sexual intercourse with my husband.
Me: lol have fun, don’t break or strain anything
*later on…*
Charlotte: <–Totally got a charlie horse.

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Marc: s’all the same, like light grey or pale grey
Marc: or gray if you’re a yank
Me: lol is there a difference between grey and gray?
Marc: one’s english, one’s american
Marc: otherwise no
Marc: disc disk
Marc: colour color
Me: weird. I was talking to aussies the other day…they hate how i say fillet, aluminum, and butter lol
Marc: aluminium*
Marc: i imagine you pronounce the T in fillet
Marc: dunno what you do to butter haha
Me: 😛 and I don’t. I say fillet like fill-a…kinda. and butter i say budda. lol
Marc: like a wee fat man 😛

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Me: *burps*
Clarke: Eww
Me: i said I loved you in burpanese
Clarke: Laughs

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Me: so im trying to get my vagina used to pain
Me: ….
Me: now thats a great line for a great story
Romy: lmao

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Me: Ow ow!
Marie: Now you have seen my arse….. Dont tell =p
Me: It was gonna happen sooner or later…just depended on you being the one to volunteer it or if I’d have to get the duct tape
Marie: hot!!

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Daria: yay for not getting rid of Val
Me: im like a case of herpes…i might disappear…but im always there.

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Me humps on moms back ‘Piggyback ride! Go!’
Me: jumps…not humps.
Katherine: lol ❤
Me: well i could’ve humped onto your back.
Me: feeling naughty tonight mom? lol
Lucian: gotta love our fam
Katherine: lol

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This is what happens when someone tells me its their birthday…

Me: happy anniversary of coming out of your moms vajaja
Me: or happy anniversary of coming out of your moms abdoman
Me: or we can go….congrats! 9 months ago your daddys weewee was in moms vajaja
Me: Woooo!
Me: You were the fastest spermie!
Me: see if they used condoms, cause you could send a thank you to the condom factory for the condom breaking
Me: or your moms birth control not working
Me: be thankful you weren’t just swallowed when you were a wee lil spermie

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Me: anybody so short that they can’t make it into a store?
Me: im like…standing outside this store like a sad puppy.

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Me: okies, i gotta go shower and go shopping. ill bbl
Dele: ok have fun 🙂
Me: will do…especially in the shower….wink wink
Me: lol
Dele: lolol

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Marie pokes your side boob
Me pouts. Just one of em? Bummer.
Marie: Gotta pace myself
Me: hahaha

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Me: if you married my dad, i become your daughterish…so if i marry your daddy…i’d be your mommyish
Me: and we’d be like….
Romy: lmao
Romy: fucked up lol
Me: we’d be southern!
Romy: lmao fook yew lol

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My dad being a perve.

Me: So that girl in that apartment, the really cute girl, she answered the door in her underwear
Dad: Maybe I should go back up there. Make sure everything is okay.

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This guy cracks me up.

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Here are some random thoughts that are floating around in my head :

If any Australians or British men read this…I am looking for a man to sing me lullabies at night.

Why?

Cause I wanna drool over your accents before bed. Just saying.

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I MISS YOU KIKI AND PURPLE! COME BACK TO ME D:

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I made soda mini-cupcakes. Sounds weird, but they don’t taste that bad.

Ingredients :

1 box of cake mix

1 can of soda

Mix together. Bake. Eat. 

Basically you’re replacing majority of the ingredients with the soda. I used sprite. It tastes gooood. Try it out!

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Don’t forget to check out the photo contest. Time is running out! And I’m getting impatient waiting for more entries, just saying.

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Is it nap time? Mmhmm. If anyone wants to cuddle, please apply within.

Much love and soda cupcakes,

SwagFest : Thuggin’ it.

I spent most of my day travelling SwagFest to see if I could find anything I liked. With 100+ stores, what was I thinking? Of course I did.

And the lag? Meh, I have the suckiest laptop in the world and I only crashed once or twice in a 6 hour period. I’m just saying.

Hit up SwagFest!

Thank you Daniel for posing with me! You’re still dumb for being a Bears fan. 😛 But you’re a great friend for taking the time out of your night to pose.

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Shirt :

– CHANDELLE – Top Ivy Print -gray girl : SwagFest or In-world

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Pants :

Mesh Baggy Unisex BND Boxed : Marketplace or In-world

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Shoes :

:..SANTO..: Galaxy Chucks : In-world

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Hat : 

{ alterego } hardcore – fitted : SwagFest or In-world

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Hair : 

[ e ] Over – Essentials Collection : In-world

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Pose :

PURPLE POSE – Couple 175 : SwagFest or In-world

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Now time for smexy man to make me drool….ready for this girls?

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This is where I get to embarrass some of my friends for your enjoyment…and mine 😀

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Daniel: im the one giving u compliments
Daniel: and wanting to eat
Me: go get more food.
Daniel: ok. take off ur pants
Me: why
Me: OHHHHH
Daniel: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

He caught me having a blonde moment. Fuck.

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Marc: *throws fish at you*
Me: you and that damn fish. should’ve taken it away years ago
Marc: no stealin mah fish!
Me: i will if you keep attacking me with it!
Marc: i’ll give you a good fishing if you steal it!
Me: *narrows eyes* I can’t win here, can I?
Marc: what did you expect?
Me: Thought after so many years I could have one day of winning lol

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Me: that reminded me to webmd my symptoms
Clarke: Smh
Me: Oh c’mon!
Clarke: 😐
Me: So my top three results are Migraine, tension headache and brain aneurysm
Me: hi5!
Clarke: Gotta be the aneurysm
Me: Well duh.

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Me: im surprised webmd isn’t in my top 10 websites that i visit
Clarke: Laughs. Out of curiosity. What are they?
Me: oh wait it only gives me 8
Me: facebook, marketplace, pinterest, wordpress, google, nickjr, pof, slbloodlines
Me: you thought there was gonna be some porno sites, eh?
Clarke: Yes

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Me: i need to show you something
Romy: what is it
Romy: lol
Me: you calm your titties
Me: ill find it
Me: if it wasn’t for my tits
Me: i’d be a man
Me: but seriously, hold on
Me: i got this
Romy: lmao
Me: i forgot what i was doing
Romy: lmao
Romy: really
Romy: lol
Romy: youre goin to show me something
Romy: lol
Me: oh yah.
Me: k hold on
Me: lol
Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss

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Me: i put a new 1st life pic up…and this guy freaked out
Me: so i sent him a RL one to make it up to him
Me: and now he won’t get off my ass
Hannah: LMFAO
Hannah: nice!
Me: he’s like….never really talked to me before but now he knows what i look like
Me: and now he’s mr chatterbox
Hannah: mhm of course he is
Me: fucking shit
Hannah: sucks to be you lool
Me: geesh, why was i born with such a cute face and great boobs
Hannah: lmfao
Hannah: yah really lool
Me: hahahahaha
Me: im so conceited
Me: goddammit
Hannah: lol
Hannah: aren’t most women?
Hannah: LOL
Me: this is true
Me: k i don’t feel bad anymore lol

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Clarissa: watcha gonna buy me?? lol
Me: nothing! lol
Me: maybe a hooker
Me: so we can play later
Me: ill grab the duct tape
Clarissa: Ill get the plastic, sporks and a goat!
Me: Wooooo

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Me: People probably think I’m insane though.
Lucian: nah everyone thinks ur cool
Me: oh did a census while i was gone?
Me: haha
Lucian: took a vote
Lucian: i was the only one there
Me: ahahahaha
Me: no wonder

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Me: you’ll never get rid of me
6: haahaha
Me: 😀
6: crap ={
Me: its like the old times!
Me: now i get to bug ya
Me: and bug ya
Me: and bug ya
Me: and bug ya
Me: then im gonna eventually start the physical assault
6: woohoo bring it on lol
Me: flicks your forehead. K I lied. Physical assault starts before the bugging
6: eeeek
Me: Yayyyyy

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Charlotte: If I was trying to get with you, I think I’d be more creative than “you have a really funny run”
Charlotte: It’d be more like… you have a really funny run. get in my vagina.

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Much love and swaggyness,

Yeeeeaaaaaaah Buddy

Everyone keeps telling me how awesome MESH is. So far, I’m convinced, that only MESH hair is awesome.

I did some shopping in-world and this is what I found.

[TOWN] Store is having a sale til Saturday where you can get these shirts for 50L at their in-world store.

MESH Free Shoulder Top “Life is Short” : Marketplace or In-world

Cost : 50L

Comes in 3 sizes and ONLY 50L til Saturday at the in-world store. Only problem I had with it was you could see my shoulders pop out whenever I danced. Had to do some editing on my shape and problem fixed itself. (Well, I fixed it. 😛 )

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All these outfits come from the store ::VMC:: and its in their new MESH collection.

(starting from left to right)

MESH dress : In-world

Cost : Free, group gift

Join group, visit store, go into the MESH department, and get your free dress!

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Takira Tank Mesh (blue) : Marketplace or In-world

Cost : 25L

Came with pants (has re-sizers for the cuffs). For some reason I could NOT get the shirt to work with the alpha that was provided. So I used the alpha from the Laris Top Mesh and then it worked just fine. Also in 5 sizes.

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Laris Top Mesh (blue) : Marketplace or In-world

Cost : 25L

Also came with pants (has re-sizers for the cuffs). Had no problems at all with the outfit. Probably one of my favorites from this store.

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Last night I went a little crazy while trying to find some tattoos. I bought 15 tattoos off of marketplace for only 7L. Holler. I’m da bestest ever.

Here’s one of them…

~[DemiseOfFlight]~ Rock my World Chest Tattoo : Marketplace

Cost : 0L

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This is where I embarrass my friends…cause its sooooo EASY to do. 😀

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Kiki: 🙂 talk dirty to me some more
Me: i want to throw you on a pile of hay and spork you
Me: is that proper hillbilly dirty talk?
Me: do you guys even have sporks down there?
Kiki: no. its more like “i want to lay in hay with you and the horses and feed you cornbread while uncle earl plays the bango for us”
Me: …..
Me: i don’t want to go to the south, ever.

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Me: do you have alleyways or
Me: is it like…
Romy: lol
Me: just a haypile
Romy: no girl
Romy: all parking lot

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Me: eenie meenie miny mo
Me: you’re a fucking skanky turd ho
Billy: lol
Billy: nice

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Me: have i ever told you you’re my heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrro
Char: o.o
Char: no
Char: lol
Char: whys that?
Me: okies, well you are 😀
Me: cause i wanted to sing that the second i clicked on your name
Char: lol
Char: whys that?
Me: i don’t know
Me: my brains a radio
Me: you get what you GET

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Me: my friend clarke calls bullshit
Me: on your list of things to do
Me: 😀
Liq: your friend clarke can smd
Me: smack your dick?
Liq: if thats what gets him off
Liq: i wouldnt know
Liq: its a bit hard to judge
Liq: especially when he’s on his period

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Me: they’re hillbillies. they mate for life
Me: they’re like penguins
Romy: LOL
Romy: FU

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Kiki: I would have to wake up 2 hours before (she works at 11), so I’d have to be up at 8
Romy: You mean 9?
Me: I don’t think she gets it….11-2=9
Kiki: I was estimating…

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So I was at the store with my dad…

Me: Stop acting like a 3 yr old, get out of the candy shelves
Dad: I want the orange slices *puts the bag of orange slice candy on the counter*
Me: Fine, you can have the orange slices, but thats it
Dad: *keeps picking up other bags of candy*
Me: Take your orange slices and go out to the car and wait for me

And then we were getting the pool ready, so he handed me some pool probes

Me: So, Dad, wanna get probed?
Dad: I don’t think so.

Annnnnd then, I was on the phone with my friend Maddie

Dad: Who are you talking to?
Me: Maddie
Dad: Tell her I said Hi
Me: She said Hi and that you’re ugly
Dad: She lies.

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Kiki: If you say i look 12 again, im gonna kick your ass
Me: Says the girl with a hello kitty tshirt on

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Purple: i need a favour???
Me: yesh?
Purple: *insert long ass favor*
Me: ………….
Purple: lol
Purple: to much?
Me: just a bit
Me: im kinda drunk
Purple: lmao i dont mean now
Purple: i`ll find someone competent
Me: lmao

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Just because this convo happened…

Me: zing time yes or no?
Clarke: Yesh
Me: So far, none of you
Clarke: Eat my dick.
Clarke: I’m not groveling to get in this time.
Me: lol awww booboo
Clarke: Flips you off.

I decided to dig deep into my logs and find something awkward and strange just for CLARKE!

Me: He sent me a pic of his dick and THEN asked me if i liked it
Clarke:
Me: My reply was ‘Uhhhh’
Clarke: Tell him it was small
Clarke: And too too thin for you.
Clarke: Who DOES that??
Me: Alot of guys. If i sent out a mass text to the guys in my phone for dick pics…95% would send one.
Clarke: You choose weird friends
Me: Its Wisconsin
Clarke: Yeahhh
Me: I want out
Clarke: Get out.
Me: Lol
Clarke: And don’t ask for dick pics.
Me: I dont! I dont want one touching me or looking at me.
Clarke: Hahaha
Clarke: 8===D~~
Me: 😥

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And just because I love her…oh so much…

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Time to end another blog, hope you enjoyed reading!

Can’t wait to do more.

Much love….with a wet fish being slapped across your forehead,

Watch me, Shortie.

(My friend Kiki wouldn’t know where any of these cities were located on a map, just saying! Love ya girlie!)

New MESH shirts at .:Odd Dele:.! Yay n stuffs! So excited!

She had this shirt up on her lucky boards. Freeeeee! Otherwise you can find it at her store in-world only.

(She just moved her store this morning, she works fast!)

Check here and here for other different patterns of this type of shirt.

I stalk her blog. I can’t help it. She does great stuff on there! Mostly bargains, freebies, and group gifts 😀

Check it out hurrrr.

And don’t forget to check out her marketplace store. Click hurrrrdadurr.

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This is where I post random parts of conversations with friends because either they’re “speschul” or I find them hilarious. Enjoy!

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Me: Well all I can do is send ya tons of virtual huggies and kisses….and I’d offer a virtual candy apple, but it makes you fart.
Lera: Bahahaha

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Me: how you feeling my lil pained out zombie?
Marie: like im rotting lol
Me: is your outside appearance ok? cause thats all i care about…lol
Marie: mhmmm i still look hot, so its game on 🙂
Me: hahaha thats my girl!

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Me: i didn’t wanna hurt you
Me: i just wanted to kick you
Daniel: hehe
Daniel: mission accomplished

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Me: hey chica
Annastasia: ValoryMarie This is an autoresponse! so you know what to do
Me: oh stfu i know you’re there
Me: lol
Annastasia: hi
Annastasia: lol

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Me: mmmbop
Xaeda: shhhdobop
Me: exactly

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Me: my mouth just made a squishy noise
Me: with chocolate in my mouth
Me: thank god i was off voice
Romy: LOLOLOL

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Purple: who are you and wheres my steak
Purple: are you rubbing one out
Purple: to some dude`s heavy breathing
Purple: you are aint you
Purple: yes
Purple: i can tell
Purple: harder
Purple: HARDER
Purple: flick it
Purple: now
Purple: spray your screen with your creamy red rag cum
Purple: feel better?
Me: ewww dude lol
Me: i was putting dishes away
Purple: mhmmm suuuure
Purple: if thats what you call it these days
Me: hahaha
Me: well if i was rubbing one out, id tell ya
Purple: i  want pictures

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Me: STEVE? STEVE?!
Kandii: STEVE!!!IS THAT YOU
Me: OMG STEVE! I JUST HEARD YOU
Kandii: lmfaoooo

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Marc: hows it dangling?
Me: hows it going
Marc: hah!
Me: things don’t dangle over here, they bobble….or something lol
Marc: for 20 L$ i can give you dangly bits 😛
Me: lol meh, not worth it

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Me: I should make prim outlines of a person
Dele: LOL
Me: that way you can take a full body pic
Me: put it on there
Me: and you can have your ‘friends’ at parties
Dele: lmao

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Me: why do you hold back
Me: im gonna bust out in song and dance soon
Char: rofl
Me: wanna go on a lezbo/butnotgonnabelezbocauseiknowyouhaveapenis date?
Char: ill have to think about that

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Me: im crashing this store, fuck it
Clarke: lmao noooooooo
Me: all i wanted was this dress
Me: but no
Me: its gotta be a fucking douche bag
Clarke laughs

Clarkes not funny this week…BUT, this did make me laugh.

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Billy: lol crawl under the house 🙂
Billy: old house
Me: oh ew.
Me: i just got the heebie jeebies
Billy: ikr thats what im talkin about lol
Billy: SPIDERZ
Me: ekjkdfgnkdgkdghjkdg
Me: stoppit
Me: im getting grossed out

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Somer: he’s singing to me atm 😀
Me: awww im kinda gagging
Somer: lol

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Astro: i been here all day geez , now i need to get off
Me: lol fapfapfapfap
Astro: wanna lend a hand?
Me: does it have to be my hand or can i go grave robbing someone elses?
Astro: i reckon i’ll quit while im behind lolol

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And heres a couple of songs that have been stuck in my head since I’ve woken up.

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I’m in a better mood. Duh. Can’t stay sadface all the time. Its a curse. Time to head off for the weekend, don’t miss me too much!

Much love…and peanut butter,


Romylicious : Black Widow

I noticed my sister posting up new pictures on her flickr page…

Soooooo I made her do a new picture for me.

Well, I didn’t make her, but if she had said ‘no’ when I asked, I’m pretty sure I could take her in a fight. Just saying.

Bow chica bow wow.

She calls this the “Black Widow”. And she was super excited to do it…especially since she helped me pick out an outfit.

I love her work. I honestly do. I do think its worth the Lindens to get your pictures done by her. And she’s cheap! And everyone knows that I love a bargain. She’s like a good wine…keeps getting better with age.

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Now for the outfit…which you can find all on marketplace. (Only posting marketplace links, sorry! Cause I’m le lazy!)

(dress) %.:EC:. Box Kristen *Lace*Marketplace

Cost : 99L

(make-up) Flirt – Fuck Me Lip/Liner : Marketplace

Cost : 50L

(hair decor) dl: : Hair Rose : Marketplace

Cost : 50L

(shoes) N-core COQUETTE “Black” : Marketplace

Cost : 295L

(shape) ValorySHAPE : Marketplace

Cost : 30L

(hair) TRUTH hair – Faith : Marketplace

Cost : 125L (was at Truth District sale, originally priced 250L)

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If you would like to get your pictures done by my boobiful seester, contact her in-world @ RomyMontgomery Resident or fb message her by clicking here.

– Prices –

1 person pics + 150L a pic

2 people + 200L a pic

Just message her and get a negotiation going. At least, thats what I’d do.

Don’t forget to check out out her flickr page! She has great pictures on there! Especially pictures from her first wedding shoot!

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Its ¡ZING! time! Now, most of the week I’ve been torturing my friends with my awful singing on voice. So there’s not many conversations that were written down…luckily, I still have a few. Mwahahahaha.

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Me: Did you kill Romy?
Clarke: No?
Me: Hmm…
Clarke: She’s in the south
Clarke: Probably at a hoedown
Clarke: Or rodeo or something
*had to take out next comment so no one gets offended*
Me: lmao
Clarke: Her cousin’s wedding? To her other cousin?

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So, I’m trying to put together an outfit that Romy likes, so I’m looking at a folder of shoes, and instead of clicking on the shoes, accidentally double-clicked landmark. IT TOOK ROMY FOREVER TO TP ME BACK! And this is what I come back to…

Romy: where did you go lol
Romy: i heard “stop me stop me!”
Romy whispers: LOLOLL
Romy: “shitshitstopme”
Romy: like i could do anything
Romy: lol

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Me: i don’t know what to do with my life.
Katelyn: are you singing again?
Me: lol no, i really don’t know what to do with my life right now.
Katelyn: oh. well take yer time, dont rush into shit
Me: lol
Me: good advice.
Me: you should become the rapist.
Me: i meant therapist.
Katelyn: bullshit you are such a bad liar
Katelyn: lmao
Me: lol
Me: i plead the fifth.
Katelyn: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you suck

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Me: im listening to this song again
Me: gives me chills
Me: like chills and hard nipples
Katelyn: o.o
Me: ever get that?
Me: like full body chill and your nipples get hard?
Katelyn: lol yeah but what song is it?
Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3Utn4mjeg&feature=related
Me: hard nipples everytime
Me: i get turned on by opera music apparently
Me: something i never knew about myself
Katelyn: lmfao wtf val. im listening now
Me: my butts tingley now. lol
Katelyn: lolol dude they are awesome

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Katelyns facebook status
Val: *talks to her cat* comere ill touch your ass if you just dont make me get out of my chair”
wow val told you id tell everyone you touch your cats asshole.

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Victoria’s yahoo status: *kicks her Internet*
Me: *kicks your face*
Me: oops, missed the internet
Me: was too high
Me: and im short
Victoria: HHAHAHA

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Me: I want to tell you
Foxxxy: Yesh?
Me: That my burps don’t sound like other burps
Foxxxy: ROFLMAO!
Me: People can figure out that I burped without my mic going off.
Me: They’re too girly sounding, me thinks.
Foxxxy: Lordie woman you just RANDOM as shit

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And now, a song. This song will soothe your soul and give you the biggest grin on your face. Are you ready for it? I know I am.

Remember, listen to this song and think of me.

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Time to end another blog, thanks for taking time out of your day to read my sillyness!

-Val-

P.S [laV]ish shapes has new prices on everything! 30L or less! If you buy, don’t forget to rate! I need shopping moneys! *laughs* All shapes are copy/mod…and if you’d like any styling info…just contact me in-world @ ValoryMarie Resident