Outta My System

Thanks Sixs for taking the picture with me and doing the editing. I think I might need a new laptop.

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Top :

.:EC:. Box Top [Drew] : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 99L

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Tattoo :

.:{KyS}:. Squeak ~ Chest Tat : In-world or Marketplace

Cost : 75L

Dear Owner of .:{KyS}:.,

I would love it if you made a tattoo that said ‘honk’ on each boob…Honk honk. 😛

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Pose :

PURPLE POSE – PURPLEPoseBall129 : Marketplace

Cost : 45L

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Song of the day :

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Guess what time it is!?!!!!?!?!

Yay! This is where I get to embarrass my family and friends for the sake of entertainment. Well, mostly for my entertainment. And lets be honest, most of the stuff I post is to embarrass myself. Just saying. On with the show!

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Now first off, I’m going to show ya some old conversations that I found while log hopping. I was trying to find something in my logs when I stumbled upon these conversations….so you were warned…

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Me: my mascara almost made my eyes stay shut
Me: i was fighting it tho
Me: with a wam bam, i opened my eyes
Me: alllllllllllelujah

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Me: i says no!
Shy: i say yes!
Shy: and my yes should trump your no because it’s smarter choice
Shy: don’t make me come to wisconsin. lol
Me: Theres an i in WIN…not I in NO….and somehow…that makes me win this conversation
Shy: yahhhh… and it’s crap like that that makes you win all the time no rhyme or reason, just total bs/!

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Me: Attention all males.
Random Dude: Dicks
Random Dude 2: lol here we go
Random Dude 3: cocks
Random Dude 4: i prefer purple headed yogurt slinger lol
Random Dude 4: or tall tommy lmfao
Me facesponges
Random Dude 3: or a cock
Random Dude 4: or pedro
Random Dude 4: lmfao
Me: Okay you dickheaded cockdoodled purple headed yogurt slingers…..

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Service Actor: Ooh! Hi ValoryMarie Resident, I like it when you touch my control cylinder, do it again!
Me: such filth in your backroom!
Marc: haha
Marc: it’s a saucy bot

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Random Dude: he can kill the hungry in africa
Me: wtf?
Me: is he Aids?

Inappropriate response, I know. Couldn’t help myself though.

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Kass: THANK YOU MASTA
Kass: massa I will ho your garden massa I will
Me: Massa is definitely better than pepsi calling me mstrs
Me: which was suppose to be mistress.
Kass: lol
Kass: failboat
Me: lol
Me: he didn’t have any vowels on his keyboard
Kass: AHAHAHHAH
Kass: maybe thats what happened…
Me: hahahaha we didn’t need a translator, he needed a new keyboard
Kass: jeeze
Kass: all these yrs
Me: we’ve finally solved it through weed and cold medicine

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Now onto the new stuff, prepare yourself. This might get a little interesting….

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Sixs: dear mr. and misses val
Sixs: thanks a bunch
Sixs: kthnx bye
Me: lol i just said that to my dad
Me: he said ‘who’s val?’ lol
Sixs: ahahah
Sixs: dear mr and misses
Sixs: thanks for your daughters wonderful tata’s
Sixs: i want to molest them
Sixs: kthnx bye

Told ya I had proof. Perve.

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Me: Have you ever farted where it sounds like a jazz band is coming out? Cha cha chhhh cha cha chhhhh

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Charlotte: good luck on your date if i’m not back
Charlotte: but I need to go have sexual intercourse with my husband.
Me: lol have fun, don’t break or strain anything
*later on…*
Charlotte: <–Totally got a charlie horse.

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Marc: s’all the same, like light grey or pale grey
Marc: or gray if you’re a yank
Me: lol is there a difference between grey and gray?
Marc: one’s english, one’s american
Marc: otherwise no
Marc: disc disk
Marc: colour color
Me: weird. I was talking to aussies the other day…they hate how i say fillet, aluminum, and butter lol
Marc: aluminium*
Marc: i imagine you pronounce the T in fillet
Marc: dunno what you do to butter haha
Me: 😛 and I don’t. I say fillet like fill-a…kinda. and butter i say budda. lol
Marc: like a wee fat man 😛

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Me: *burps*
Clarke: Eww
Me: i said I loved you in burpanese
Clarke: Laughs

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Me: so im trying to get my vagina used to pain
Me: ….
Me: now thats a great line for a great story
Romy: lmao

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Me: Ow ow!
Marie: Now you have seen my arse….. Dont tell =p
Me: It was gonna happen sooner or later…just depended on you being the one to volunteer it or if I’d have to get the duct tape
Marie: hot!!

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Daria: yay for not getting rid of Val
Me: im like a case of herpes…i might disappear…but im always there.

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Me humps on moms back ‘Piggyback ride! Go!’
Me: jumps…not humps.
Katherine: lol ❤
Me: well i could’ve humped onto your back.
Me: feeling naughty tonight mom? lol
Lucian: gotta love our fam
Katherine: lol

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This is what happens when someone tells me its their birthday…

Me: happy anniversary of coming out of your moms vajaja
Me: or happy anniversary of coming out of your moms abdoman
Me: or we can go….congrats! 9 months ago your daddys weewee was in moms vajaja
Me: Woooo!
Me: You were the fastest spermie!
Me: see if they used condoms, cause you could send a thank you to the condom factory for the condom breaking
Me: or your moms birth control not working
Me: be thankful you weren’t just swallowed when you were a wee lil spermie

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Me: anybody so short that they can’t make it into a store?
Me: im like…standing outside this store like a sad puppy.

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Me: okies, i gotta go shower and go shopping. ill bbl
Dele: ok have fun 🙂
Me: will do…especially in the shower….wink wink
Me: lol
Dele: lolol

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Marie pokes your side boob
Me pouts. Just one of em? Bummer.
Marie: Gotta pace myself
Me: hahaha

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Me: if you married my dad, i become your daughterish…so if i marry your daddy…i’d be your mommyish
Me: and we’d be like….
Romy: lmao
Romy: fucked up lol
Me: we’d be southern!
Romy: lmao fook yew lol

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My dad being a perve.

Me: So that girl in that apartment, the really cute girl, she answered the door in her underwear
Dad: Maybe I should go back up there. Make sure everything is okay.

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This guy cracks me up.

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Here are some random thoughts that are floating around in my head :

If any Australians or British men read this…I am looking for a man to sing me lullabies at night.

Why?

Cause I wanna drool over your accents before bed. Just saying.

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I MISS YOU KIKI AND PURPLE! COME BACK TO ME D:

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I made soda mini-cupcakes. Sounds weird, but they don’t taste that bad.

Ingredients :

1 box of cake mix

1 can of soda

Mix together. Bake. Eat. 

Basically you’re replacing majority of the ingredients with the soda. I used sprite. It tastes gooood. Try it out!

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Don’t forget to check out the photo contest. Time is running out! And I’m getting impatient waiting for more entries, just saying.

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Is it nap time? Mmhmm. If anyone wants to cuddle, please apply within.

Much love and soda cupcakes,

Posted on October 17, 2012, in ¡ZING!, [laV]ish and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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